THIS IS AN EMERGENCY
I HAVE NO MONEY
Over the past few days my bank hasn’t been authorising payments. I called today to find out why and it turns out my overdraft is £100 less than I thought it was. Now, that means that I currently owe my bank £65.09, I cannot get money out, I cannot buy things, I cannot top up my oyster card, I am completely broke, and officially in debt. My enrolment date (which would therefore secure my student loan) is on the 29th, and my father pays money into my account on the 1st. I am without money for a week, and I don’t think I actually have enough money on my oyster card to even get to Enrolment on the 29th. I also have my rent to pay, which is £2,288, but I can delay that until the 3rd.
My mother is in no state to help me, with only £9 in her account, and that’s after raiding her savings. I am stuck.
So please please please, help me go and buy toilet paper and bread so that I can live until my student loan comes through. I will pay you back when I have money, I will draw for you or write for you or anything. Just please, please help. Even 50p will help.
My paypal is firstname.lastname@example.org
In today’s edition of ‘Unnecessarily Gendered Items’
the only tea u should drink is
I was actually curious about this and so looked up the ingredients of each tea to see if there was an actual reason as to why they would be gendered.
Men’s tea: ginger, cardamom, liquorice, carob, cinnamon, barley malt, roasted chicory, peppermint, fenugreek, fennel, mace, anise, ginseng flowers, astragalus, turmeric root, chili pepper, cinnamon extract (natural flavour), black pepper.
Women’s tea: ginger, cinnamon, orange peel, fennel, chamomile, barley malt, dandelion, black pepper, orange extract (natural flavour), juniper berries, liquorice, cardamom, cloves, angelica root extract (natural flavour).
I know from previous research that angelica root is used in some herbal remedies for menstruation, and we know chamomile has been used for soothing nerves. The male tea has has more hot spices (which increases blood flow) and fenugreek (which apparently increases libido).
This translates to: Period Tea, and Boner Tea.
that’s…actually very interesting
this is great because i bet that’s what they felt like. Like everything else in the world had stopped and it was just the two of them. So freaking cute i’m sad
I can’t wait for this to be me
true friendship is making up headcanons together and crying
This guy sent me a dick pic so I google searched and sent back a bigger dick pic. This was the response.
This is beautiful
Top 3 phrases that’ll create sexual tension
- "Make me",
- "oh really",
- "is that so"
"What’s in it for me?"
"The Black Death was one of the most devastating pandemics in human history, resulting in the deaths of an estimated 75 to 200 million people and peaking in Europe in the years 1348–50 CE."
The Defender is a pepper spray that when sprayed takes a picture of the person you’re spraying and sends it the police along with your GPS location, user information, as well as flashing a bright light in the attackers face and emitting a loud alarm.