Not a stream of consciousness.
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24th July at 8:54 pm
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theinvisibles:

Orange is the New Black - Elle Photoshoot



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24th July at 6:49 pm
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D&D Stats Explained with Tomatoes 

twistedviper:

raktajino-hot:

corruptionpoints:

mindchildofmadness submits:

Strength is being able to crush a tomato.

Dexterity is being able to dodge a tomato.

Constitution is being able to eat a bad tomato.

Intelligence is knowing a tomato is a fruit.

Wisdom is knowing not to put a tomato in a fruit salad.

Charisma is being able to sell a tomato based fruit salad.

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If I stop reblogging this assume I’m dead



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24th July at 4:44 pm
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lemonteaflower:

thanks for the empathy you wet quesadilla. 



Gratuitous selfies cus I think I did my hair pretty damn good today. I also keep forgetting how much longer it is at one side. THIS IS WHY I CAN’T GET THE MOHAWK TO WORK. 



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24th July at 2:49 pm
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gradnessmadness:

“You can fix anything but a blank page.” 

― Nora Roberts



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24th July at 2:38 pm
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luna-arts:

yuki-menoko:

Please don’t let your Pokemon near your computer

luna-arts:

yuki-menoko:

Please don’t let your Pokemon near your computer



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24th July at 2:29 pm
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bunny-banana:

handaxe:

handaxe:

What’s the difference between america and yogurt?

If u leave yogurt alone for 200 years it will develop a culture

this was like the sickest burn I’ve ever seen



lezbhonest:

credit

lezbhonest:

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kaeleira:

Swirly Gloves

I finished my Pieces of Eight Mitts! Looking through some of the diagrams and pictures made it seem a bit daunting at first, but the pattern is very well-written and methodical. I like how the designer warns that anyone who attempts these mitts should be comfortable with the idea of “smoothing out” uneven stitch counts. I know I certainly had to do that a couple times!

I used Patons Kroy Socks in Singin’ the Blues Stripes, which is almost as good as the Starry Night colours I envisioned when I first saw this pattern. I love the alternating blue and grey stripes, and I’m super happy that I was able to start each mitt in about the same spot in the stripe pattern.

Mods: twisted ribbing for the thumbs, slwyif for a clean top edge, added some short rows to the hand to make the fit better for my teeny wrists, flipped the second mitt inside out twice so I could do regular twisted ribbing on both thumbs.

All in all these were quicker than I thought, and just as entertaining as I expected. Thanks for looking!



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24th July at 12:33 pm
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charminglyantiquated:

a little love story about mermaids and tattoos